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Red Demotivational Poster


DELUSION -


TAGS: anime redheads jaded iceman
Rating: 4.31/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

Hinoron - December 6, 2015, 12:46 pm
Been a very long time, but I think that's Brock from Pokemon, Dan. Also... from her position, I kind of suspect she is attracted. No?
dandudeamiga - April 12, 2011, 11:19 pm
Nice! Just curious...which anime TV is this from?
kirayagami - October 13, 2010, 5:07 am
wow!yummmy!!!!!!


MIND READER - ...how does he know, how does he KNOW?!?!?


TAGS: mindreading prediction
Rating: 4.16/5

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tomyironmane - July 24, 2013, 3:41 pm
YOU! YOU! SWEET JESUS H. TAPDANCING CHRIST! YOU! NOT "U!" AARGH!
shamurai69 - June 29, 2012, 6:06 am
Ha!


KRYPTONITE - Redheads are mine


TAGS: redhead woman girl hot babe
Rating: 3.92/5

More motifakes by Little Johnny

Pushkin - March 28, 2016, 10:59 am
They're my Kryptonite too.
guyisthename - August 20, 2011, 2:55 pm
this readhead is a very netural one , 4 stars
faulty switch - August 6, 2009, 3:25 am
my power of hip thrust still remains.
Titus Pullo - June 22, 2009, 7:45 pm
A pretty girl can turn me into a non-speaking cretin, but a pretty redhead pretty much shuts down all higher functions like coherent speech and drool control.
OMG HOT - May 27, 2009, 6:28 pm
that is Heather Carolin......google her and you tell me hot or not!!!!!!
OMG HOT - May 27, 2009, 6:28 pm
that is Heather Carolin......google her and you tell me hot or not!!!!!!
Cubbybear - March 23, 2009, 10:15 pm
If she has the freckles ...I'm saying hot
Hector - March 23, 2009, 10:12 pm
Redheads are like red kryptonite. They take away all my super powers except the power to go SPROING! We really should defer to Cubbybear on this one. Cubby, hot or not?
Big Daddy - November 16, 2008, 12:54 pm
What theres one right fucking there^
brock0lee - October 14, 2008, 8:44 pm
too bad you can never find a hot one, not even a pic of one, not even on the internet


REDNECK MURDERS - Usually go unsolved because 1. There are no dental records 2. All the DNA matches


TAGS: redneck no teeth matching dna
Rating: 4.17/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

nicholsjoshua15 - May 1, 2013, 9:31 pm
Rednecks? These look like Walkers.
Silverheart - December 23, 2012, 1:54 am

Are you be saying that I'm am using improper english? Eh, I never really had very good grammar, I'll admit. But I don't see the fault in this one. Please elaborate RD.
Rudedog - December 23, 2012, 12:26 am
Funny, work on sentence structure


REDHEADS - You can sleep with a blonde, you can sleep with a brunette, but you'll never get any sleep with a redhead.


TAGS: redhead
Rating: 4.61/5

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OmegaReaper - April 23, 2012, 4:36 pm
And that is why clubs were invented. 5L
Budog - April 23, 2012, 2:29 am
Rrrrr !!! 5L
daimuldoon - April 22, 2012, 4:28 pm
but very true 5L
daimuldoon - April 22, 2012, 4:28 pm
been done before


IF WORLD WAR ONE WAS A BAR FIGHT -


TAGS: posted on the net in august 2010 credited to nico as far as i can search back clever analogy
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by flint

wulflyng - April 10, 2013, 3:15 pm
And that's why Canada doesn't drink.
agdaniele - November 9, 2010, 12:54 am
You should drink. Taking this way too seriously.
Cloudchaser - November 9, 2010, 12:48 am
It's like an individual who doesn't give a crap when his friend harms someone but whem that someone comes for revenge, suddenly it's "Oh no, you can't do that"
Cloudchaser - November 9, 2010, 12:48 am
I'm probably taking this too seriously, but I never could understand why countries got into it on Serbia's side knowing full well that Serbia murdered Austria's crown prince, his wife and their unborn child.
agdaniele - November 8, 2010, 8:21 pm
LOL! WW2 would read about the same... adding the japanese out in the bar parking lot, keying the americans' cars.
pzykosiz - November 8, 2010, 5:09 pm
very nice. 5L's
5150monkeylove - November 8, 2010, 3:57 pm
This is absolute gold! 5 smashed bottles! I laughed so hard through the whole thing, tears were coming out. May WW2 be just as good. Added to favs as well.
hootizz - November 8, 2010, 3:50 pm
Man, this is the best.., love it..!! can not wait to read the WW2 version...
slumstyle - November 8, 2010, 3:43 pm
haha nice! Now try ww2 =P


REDNECK MURDERS - Are hard to solve because all the DNA matches and there are no dental records .


TAGS: redneck murder dna dental records
Rating: 4.88/5

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MissPriss - May 7, 2012, 9:45 am
I luvs me a good redneck joke and even moe a good redneck murder...yee haa! 5L jus cuz it's redneck worthy.


OH HELL NO SPIDER -


TAGS: spider toilet scary scared creepy
Rating: 4.66/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 22, 2013, 7:04 pm
My thoughts exactly.
twill1962 - February 7, 2013, 9:05 pm
Silverheart, you stole my comment. 5L!
koloheiole - January 27, 2013, 5:08 pm
I wish I could give this comment 5Ls lol
Silverheart - January 26, 2013, 1:55 pm

more like 'that's ok. I just went in my pants' Brilliant and horrifying. 5Ls


YANKEES SUCK - Even Jesus Hates the Yankees Go Red Sox!!!


TAGS: mlb jesus yankees suck red sox baseball
Rating: 2.66/5

More motifakes by Trapper

Schultz1 - April 6, 2012, 12:22 am
Just because you said yankees suck. I give you 5L.
VinceVicious - August 20, 2009, 7:08 pm
A long dead prophet thinks a great baseball teams sucks. What a douche. (Go Yankees)


FIRE ALARM - When it starts popping, time to get hopping.


TAGS: redneck fire alarm jiffy pop
Rating: 4.93/5

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TWOEDGE - November 16, 2011, 3:37 pm
my wife just asked me to change to fire alarms out so i sent here this link lol
maoworks2 - November 9, 2011, 1:40 pm
that's a good one


REDNECKS - You will spot them anywhere.


TAGS: redneck pool truck
Rating: 4.33/5

More motifakes by suzieq

TTill - December 27, 2012, 11:58 am
polythelia not n!pples, I know now the latter is a bad word.lol
TTill - December 27, 2012, 11:56 am
I like them for their 3rd nipples.. they are great!
hermit57 - January 17, 2012, 7:33 am
You don't have to like rednecks but, you've got to admire their ingenuity!


WHO WANTS TO LIVE FOREVER? -


TAGS: reign forever happy birthdayrip freddie mercury not my words
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by Verdeckt

spacedog - November 7, 2013, 5:44 pm
(5Ls by the way to V for a poster I somehow missed)
spacedog - November 7, 2013, 5:42 pm
Burn the heretic! He's disparaging Queen, which by way of this poster disparages many peoples savior........Freddie Mercury.
nicholsjoshua15 - November 7, 2013, 3:10 pm
I never really like Queen that much.
champ99 - September 7, 2011, 2:28 pm
So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye?
Reality Lord - September 6, 2011, 3:49 pm

oh btw...5
Reality Lord - September 6, 2011, 3:48 pm

waaaa nanananana na waaaa nanana naaaaaaaaaa
Reality Lord - September 6, 2011, 3:47 pm

for me...for me....for meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee (wicked guitar blaring like a machine gun and big big hair bouncing from side to side)...lol
Verdeckt - September 6, 2011, 7:18 am
Really... no idea!!?! Sad. I'd ask if you've watched Highlander but it may have been before your time.
Sean - September 5, 2011, 11:32 pm
No! Wayne's World, ya b00b.
Verdeckt - September 5, 2011, 10:58 pm
(ah what the hell) Mamma mia let me go, Beelzebub has a devil put aside for meeeeee....
Reality Lord - September 5, 2011, 10:52 pm

mamma mia
Sean - September 5, 2011, 8:43 pm
AH just great! Now I got that movie in my head.
Feasibly - September 5, 2011, 8:01 pm
very very frightening
Reality Lord - September 5, 2011, 6:45 pm

thunderbolt and lightning
mariand - September 5, 2011, 4:42 pm
who want5 to live forever... is there someone who doesn't know who is Freddie Mercury?
crankyhead - September 5, 2011, 4:23 pm
5caramouche
rerun - September 5, 2011, 3:42 pm

He was the lead singer for the band Queen. Died of AIDS years ago.
the1stCOMMI3 - September 5, 2011, 3:17 pm
I have no idea who he is, but I berths part where you're trying to make fun of god, and that'5 the part I like
Alixian - September 5, 2011, 7:49 am
5ls for u
Verdeckt - September 5, 2011, 7:48 am
To be fair, I did change/clean them up a bit :)
Greeny - September 5, 2011, 7:44 am
lol - disclaimer tag, just in ca5e!


REDNECK FIRE ALARM - Sometimes its easier to spot than others


TAGS: redneck fire alarm jiffypop smoke detector
Rating: 4.42/5

More motifakes by jottjr

rerun - August 26, 2010, 8:19 pm

when you hear the popping get out, if you smell it burning...too late
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 26, 2010, 2:24 pm
I find it derivative and anti establishment.....and 5L for a good first attempt......also...I like Swiss better than mozzarella.....And beer.....beer is good.....
tryal - August 26, 2010, 2:14 pm
awsome :)
motinet - August 26, 2010, 2:04 pm

A brilliant FIRST motifake. Bravo!


ENERGY DRINKS -




REDBULL GIVES YOU WINGS - MD 20/20 gets you tread marks ...


TAGS: redbull wings maddog tread marks
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by Budog

Hannor32 - August 11, 2012, 10:14 am
U just made my day ;)


JAPAN -


TAGS: well engineered arch
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by house

thatonekid - July 22, 2011, 6:32 pm
it's not the material,. it's the shape. water passes freely through the openings in the arch, leaving it standing due to minimal surface friction, same thing with an explosive force.
house - July 19, 2011, 5:31 am
Thanks all for the votes and comments
Tytan - July 19, 2011, 2:29 am
well it looks like they should make the city out of that material
spacedog - July 18, 2011, 8:01 pm
Nice one House.
Anima - July 18, 2011, 3:58 pm
It's a horcrux belonging to Bruce Lee
Airman - July 18, 2011, 1:12 pm
the earthquake never hit Nagasaki. This is an internet hoax. The earthquake was way north
Hawamleh - July 18, 2011, 12:41 pm
that explains surviving the A-bomb, please do explain the earthquake then? you can't ! that gate is JESUS CHRIST INCARNATE !
okami - July 18, 2011, 9:12 am
(cont) if the torii was directly below, it would have been 'safe', as was a building (still preserved) in Hiroshima.
okami - July 18, 2011, 9:11 am
i spent time in Japan in the Marines in the 70's. it's called a 'torii' (gate). . .among other things, it symbolizes the gateway between Heaven and Earth. the explosion was an airburst around 1,500 feet above the ground. (cont)
caveman - July 18, 2011, 9:01 am
and.... favourited
Minuteman - July 18, 2011, 7:26 am
Judging from the gray color and apparent composition, that arch looks like its made out of the same stuff from STARGATE.
HypercatZed - July 18, 2011, 4:02 am
Now that's a really good question!
MPsniper - July 17, 2011, 7:58 pm
LOLz.... 5 big megatons to you


THE REDSKINS - WORDS CANNOT EXPRESS THEIR SHAME


TAGS: redskins facepalm shame
Rating: 3.83/5

More motifakes by WTF

Produceman117 - April 4, 2010, 10:25 pm
The Eagles, I mean.
Produceman117 - April 4, 2010, 10:24 pm
Why they'd want to trade their best player to a division rival is beyond my comprehension.
agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 9:47 pm
I wondered why I heard requiem bells outside.
Produceman117 - April 4, 2010, 9:42 pm
They just traded for McNabb tonight.
Todd M. - October 20, 2009, 7:24 pm
Oh, as a Redskins fan, this needs to go in the thread i started about Redskins demotivational posters. 5 Lions btw.
camden - October 20, 2009, 6:21 pm
....only the face palm 5 poodles


REDHEAD EXTINCTION - Redheads will become extinct in the next 100 years. Thank god I will be dead




GINGERS, TO ARMS!!! - After years of enduring abuse and slander, our time has come. The Revolution is at hand! Today: Britain, tomorrow: the world!


TAGS: redheads everywhere theres too many game over man game over
Rating: 2.76/5

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MashiMashi - February 29, 2012, 8:56 pm
All the gingers at my gym have exceptional and proportional racks, If the girls fat they're humongus, if the girls skinny they're big.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 10, 2009, 8:19 pm
Only the British care about Gingers....the rest of the world have better minorities too hate.......like Mexicans or albinos.
Woodywood03a - September 10, 2009, 7:50 pm
I love Red headed women. I would love to see a Red headed Japanese woman. Then I will say, "YES... THERE IS REALLY SOMEONE THAT LOVES ME!!!"
Jas - September 10, 2009, 6:58 pm
OMG those people are on fire! Help them!
rogueagent - September 10, 2009, 6:46 pm
I never understood why gingers got the abuse, I think red headed women are great.


DEFINITIONS -


TAGS: vocabulary redneck
Rating: 4.52/5

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MissPriss - January 23, 2013, 7:55 pm
Thanks pal.
ughomer - January 22, 2013, 6:22 pm
What a riot !!!


ALIEN VS PREDATOR - Still as terrifying as it has ever been ...


TAGS: alien vs predator classic terriying
Rating: 4.29/5

More motifakes by Budog

Dragonfyre - February 21, 2012, 10:03 am
I had this poster, it was in a ET Record...
OmegaReaper - February 13, 2012, 9:37 am
I thing the creepy and the ugly looking one is the alien and the guy with big eyes is the predator.... killing the creepy looking guy :P
Iconoclast - February 10, 2012, 3:12 pm
I'm confused. Which is the Alien and which is the Predator. :-)


REDNECKS - You may laugh at them... But they are the best at finding simple solutions To complex problems


TAGS: gun control redneck nashvillw
Rating: 4.21/5

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ICEMAN - July 6, 2010, 10:22 pm
You sillymike you. What are you doing crashing our 4th of July block party?
Reality Lord - July 6, 2010, 9:37 pm

didn't i see these guys in that movie "the Road"?


RED FORMANS WORDS OF WISDOM - "You don't have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you...is because you're a dumbass."




YOU HAVE ANGERED THE BADGER -


TAGS: angered badger nice knowing you
Rating: 4.47/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

falloutghoul - January 13, 2013, 9:01 am
I thought Honey Badger didn't care.


HOW MUCH WOOD -


TAGS: a new member to the endangered species list natural disaster
Rating: 4.35/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

CherokeeChuck - February 20, 2013, 11:53 am
I think it's a beaver and not a woodchuck. Never the less the #1 cause ofr death for beavers is...you guessed it, FALLEN TREES! Gotta love it. 5L
matt28 - September 25, 2010, 7:03 pm
Timmy-chuck..
mattboy115 - September 25, 2010, 4:13 pm
Is that a rock or did he get his guts smashed out?
agdaniele - September 25, 2010, 2:49 pm
cheers!
BoneCD - September 25, 2010, 2:46 pm
*cheers*
agdaniele - September 25, 2010, 2:45 pm
LMAO!!!! What a perv!
BoneCD - September 25, 2010, 2:43 pm
If don't see a landing strip...It's a woodchuck
BoneCD - September 25, 2010, 2:40 pm
I didn't know we were talking about animals again
agdaniele - September 25, 2010, 2:39 pm
I believe that one of them just commented on your poster, Bone
BoneCD - September 25, 2010, 2:37 pm
I've never meet a retarded beaver...just say'n
agdaniele - September 25, 2010, 2:36 pm
Very good! I bet you're the envy of all the other kids around the See N Say! But that wouldn't work with the caption, would it? A little imagination and sense of humor works wonders, timmy.
fasteddie - September 25, 2010, 1:46 pm
that's a beaver....


FREDDIE MERCURY - No matter what you do your 'stache will never be as awesome as this




AUTUMN -


TAGS: fall redhead
Rating: 4.54/5

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Cyberhagen - January 19, 2013, 12:47 pm
or rate the hotness.. I'd give it a 5
Reality Lord - October 6, 2012, 6:34 am

real nice. 5L dude. could you drop this into moti-twist as well...one of the motinet sites for motivational stuff. would do well there.
mariand - October 5, 2012, 6:37 pm
jee... I'll just sit here and I'll wait for the leaf to fall...lol


THE "LEARNING" CHANNEL - You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.


TAGS: learning honeybooboo rednecks
Rating: 4.84/5

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Kazon68 - August 20, 2012, 4:24 pm
LOL!


PREPAREDNESS -


TAGS: preparedness rifles guns
Rating: 4.03/5

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rogueagent - February 8, 2010, 2:08 pm
This looks familiar.
MrBlack - February 6, 2010, 10:27 pm
That army of zombies ain't gonna kill itself ye know. (Yeah, I'm Scottish)


WHEN I AM BORED - I send a text to a random number saying, " I hid the body ... Now what ? "


TAGS: when bored i text random
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by Budog

thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 20, 2012, 12:32 pm
I'm feeling a little bored right now; but I believe I have a particular number in mind of whose owner is OCD, lol!
CloudchaserS - February 26, 2012, 1:08 pm
Best done only if you have caller ID blocked or the cops actually could pay you a visit!
Feasibly - February 26, 2012, 11:59 am
Dang it Budog! I shoulda known that was you!
GaryO - February 26, 2012, 11:45 am
5ounds Steven Wrightish….nice take Bud
Reality Lord - February 26, 2012, 9:52 am

lolz


LIKE EVERY OTHER CAT IN THE WORLD -




WELCOME TO THE HANDYMAN'S CORNER - If it ain't broke, you're not tryin'.


TAGS: red green handyman duct tape
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by rossisen

Bucketheadsdad - October 30, 2011, 12:00 pm
Quando omni flunkus moritati! When all else fails, play dead!
Arvantillian - October 17, 2011, 10:49 am
Red Green is my Hero!
rudeboy308 - October 12, 2011, 9:57 pm
I loved Red Green when I saw it on PBS. I still have his tag line in my head about duct tape as the handyman's secret weapon.


NONCONFORMITY -


TAGS: standin out of a crowd red paper devil
Rating: 4.76/5

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gas - June 25, 2012, 6:03 pm
yep
spacedog - June 25, 2012, 5:56 pm
Amsome poster Commie.


DADDY - would you like some sausage?




VEGETARIANS - Every day thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. Help stop this senseless violent slaughter


TAGS: vegetarians thousand innicent plants slaughtered
Rating: 4.32/5

More motifakes by Budog

Budog - March 27, 2012, 5:25 am
Well everyday I eat about 6 kale leaves, 4 green apples, 1 lemon, a piece of ginger, two cucumbers and two zucchinis. Of course it is all juiced. I also drink 2 protein smoothies also.
banana82 - March 27, 2012, 5:02 am
Well, eating plants is actually the least plant-unfriendly thing you can do. As for meat, the animals you're eating have been fed ten tot fifteen times more vegetable food than you would consume if you just ate plants yourself. Consider that.
KylieM - January 31, 2012, 8:27 pm
nice smile
MPsniper - January 31, 2012, 6:05 pm
ill be ordering the veal
Iconoclast - January 31, 2012, 3:35 pm
Sort of been done #142967


UNDERAPPRECIATED - Fred Astaire is considered a legend of dance, yet Ginger Rogers did everything that he did, except backwards and in high heels.


TAGS: fred astaire ginger rogers
Rating: 4.42/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - April 26, 2016, 11:42 pm
Fred was an acrobat, dancer, guitarist, pianist, and an expert in performance art. He was very smart and deserves all of the praise he gets. I'm sick an tired of women trying to demean the things men do.
GaryO - May 9, 2015, 10:45 am
there's a lotta unsung heroes from back in the day...angus90 made good posters


HEROES -


TAGS: credit fair unfair life hammy
Rating: 4.75/5

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HallieMarie - February 27, 2012, 1:17 am
=) I like it!
Hawamleh - February 2, 2012, 9:53 pm
Why thank you :D
djrcreative - February 2, 2012, 6:28 pm
Y'know, every time I see this poster come up (say, The HOT List), I smile and laugh a bit. Has to be the cutest poster ever. :D
Hawamleh - January 21, 2012, 6:49 pm
Thank you
mariand - January 21, 2012, 6:13 pm
clever...5 credits


YOU KNOW YOU'RE A REDNECK IF... - Your favorite TV show is called "Pimp my Outhouse."


TAGS: rednecks outhouse jeff foxyworthy comedy
Rating: 4.8/5

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Rebellion777 - August 23, 2012, 12:31 pm
Sadly, yes, that show does exist...saw an add for it while flipping through channels.
rerun - December 14, 2011, 7:45 pm

Bet that thing runs on Methane gas


THE CHEMIST FUN -


TAGS: march calendar 2010 chemistry the ferrous wheel iron will vitamin b b12 b2 b6 red matter clits
Rating: 4.63/5

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thatonechick - March 31, 2010, 10:29 am
I like the tags... xD Oh, and 5L


SCAREDY CAT -


TAGS: scared cat little spider
Rating: 4.24/5

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MissPriss - May 19, 2012, 11:30 am
You say this is the same breed as the mighty lion? Ba ha ha. 5L gawd I love this place. Signed Miss Priss's dog.


100 INHABITANTS -


TAGS: what if the world is reduced to a village with 100 inhabitants
Rating: 3.96/5

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spacedog - September 30, 2015, 7:28 pm
Hmmmm. I always thought this was ripe for parody. I made a version called Motivillage, but sadly it appears to have been deleted.
nobodyofdistinction - September 30, 2015, 9:31 am
Also, only 14 total Americans, and 6 of them are the top 6 rich people? So, what, you're saying that 40% of Americans are richer than the other 99+% of everyone else in other countries? It's also telling that you've partitioned it into christian or not.
nobodyofdistinction - September 30, 2015, 9:28 am
89 heterosexuals and 11 homosexuals? What about bisexuals and asexuals? I'm asexual. I could believe my demographic is under 0.5% so it's rounded down to 0, but not bisexuals. Also, 1 has a computer? ONE? Not buying it. You made all this up.
Aurielius - September 30, 2015, 7:56 am
The motoflake version of 'Deep Thoughts' by Jack Handy, just as inane.
Laevian - May 23, 2012, 1:20 pm
you lost me at loneliness of emprisonement, still a good one though
raygun505 - September 29, 2011, 8:22 am
Just stupid, another ploy for Communism and so called Social Justice.
Jmac0585 - March 26, 2010, 2:47 pm
Ironic: A guy with the handle of a guy that stood by and watched an earth-like planet get blown up, posted this.
vader - March 26, 2010, 1:12 pm
Thanks ag, I couldn't have said this better.
agdaniele - March 22, 2010, 9:17 pm
JLBachs... political points of view, as well as inflammatory comments, so early after your arrival here? That'll get you an early departure. Please exercize better judgement.
GreyScorpion - March 22, 2010, 8:29 pm
wow, you read Forbes...nice.
JLBachs - March 22, 2010, 8:24 pm
typical liberal douche bag point of view. Even if I was one of the 6 richest, I wouldn't feel bad about it. The richest man in the world right now is Mexican, BTW.
Hasbunmb - March 6, 2010, 9:46 am
Actually, its been proven that the perentages in this little tale are a complete fallacy... its still a nice cute message though...
Cloudchaser - March 6, 2010, 1:27 am
Just don't live in a way that causes you to die today
MisterJJ - March 6, 2010, 12:56 am
And 8 of those 14 Americans would be trying to make America like the rest of the world.
MrBlack - March 5, 2010, 7:45 pm
Living like it's yer last day only works if it's yer last day. Otherwise, ye tend te get arrested. And if I worked as if I didn't need the money, I wouldn't work
R.S.Jake - March 5, 2010, 5:40 pm
I lived yesterday as if I would die yesterday...I feel like shit today!


UNITED STATES MARINE CORPS -


TAGS: letter home heartwarming usmc semper fidelis redneck
Rating: 4.63/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - June 19, 2015, 2:38 pm
Why do people assume city boys are weal? I know county boys are tough because of their work and environment, but growing up in the Bronx or East La, working road crew, and a fast food job on the weekends ain't no picnic
OTC - June 17, 2012, 4:04 pm
Things have changed since my tour, reveille used to be 5:30 and the women went to Parris Island.
rerun - September 11, 2011, 5:23 pm

I missed this one.
stenusmc - February 17, 2011, 10:44 am
Nice! 5L and shared also.
50cal - February 16, 2011, 2:55 pm
I have not heard this one in a long time!
quetz - February 16, 2011, 2:47 pm
OMG I think I knew here when I was in, ohhrah!
5150monkeylove - February 16, 2011, 2:42 pm
5L and added to faves
CANADA - February 16, 2011, 2:35 pm
I want to meet that chick! 5L


C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!! - Somebody had to do it.




INTIMIDATION -


TAGS: ginger guns redhead shottyz
Rating: 3.73/5

More motifakes by Shottyz

tomyironmane - July 18, 2013, 9:44 pm
bb guns are .177" usually. And that isn't even one of those... it looks Airsoft at best.
Donkasaurus - December 20, 2010, 8:12 pm
I wonder how many times this fattys "friends" have used that pellet gun to pepper his ass with little 22's lol.
Shottyz - December 20, 2010, 5:08 pm
Thanks RL
Reality Lord - December 20, 2010, 5:03 pm

awesome shotty!!


HANDY PIERCINGS - Tired of those pesky glasses sliding down your nose? Do you get headaches from tight frames?


TAGS: tired of those pesky glasses sliding down your nose
Rating: 4.19/5

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Hinoron - December 4, 2015, 11:03 pm
I haven't the personal experience, but I would imagine a bar of steel through my nasal bone would hurt more than glasses that squeezed a bit. At worst, I can take the latter off my head for a few minutes of relief without requiring surgery.
Pikeman - June 23, 2013, 2:59 pm
I have considered that.
Chef - June 2, 2010, 6:21 pm
Anyone remember the movie, "The Jerk"? Will this lead to a cross-eyed populace with lawsuits galore?
Derek - June 2, 2010, 6:17 pm
Some people can't wear contacts. Must make washing your face hell though. (You wouldn't want anything to catch your glasses either)
R.S.Jake - June 2, 2010, 3:55 pm
I'm not even going there!
Chef - June 2, 2010, 3:51 pm
Wait til you see what he uses for a BELT!
R.S.Jake - June 2, 2010, 3:45 pm
I don't suppose this person has heard of contacts?


DEAR SANTA - I'd like a spirograph, rock-'em-sock-'em robots and . . .oh, yeah, one of these.




HIP HOP - NOW AVAILABLE IN WEST VIRGINIA




STRESS - It's hereditary, you get it from your kids !!


TAGS: stress it s hereditary you get it from your kids matt
Rating: 4.06/5

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Derek - January 10, 2010, 12:36 am
What's the cartoon strip called?


REDNECK SANTA - Beer and Lotto tickets for everyone


TAGS: redneck santa
Rating: 3.21/5

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culos - December 8, 2010, 2:10 am
Sorry RL you do not have the power to retire me!
Reality Lord - December 7, 2010, 10:36 pm

this is the third time in as many days this photo has been used....howz about we retire it.


WRITER'S BLOCK -




true love -




SMART PHONE DRAWBACK - But there me be an "ap" for that.


TAGS: red phone
Rating: 4.97/5

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ikjeft01 - May 26, 2014, 2:23 pm
bad grammar: there's a school for that.


REDNECK THANKSGIVING - Somehow I don't think this is the image that Norman Rockwell had in mind




MERMAID RANT - Ariel pisses on about color schemes.


TAGS: ariel the little mermaid mermaids walt disney princess princesses redhead
Rating: 3.08/5

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jalfordbane - July 28, 2009, 10:46 am
Hey jalford... take your motifakes to a blog and get them off my internet. They're not as funny as you think.


REDNECKS - We love the Christmas season too


TAGS: christmas redneck lights
Rating: 3.77/5

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fascistfrenchman - November 9, 2011, 5:52 am
Now that's a clever use of Christmas lights, unless you get ticketed by the electric company for poaching. 4 Lions (-1 for the poor quality of the picture).


APATHY - I'd post more but I don't really care




Can't -


TAGS: too tired
Rating: 4.96/5

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Silverheart - June 24, 2015, 6:52 pm

Problem is, she just might. With garbage and broken stuff.
concern3 - June 24, 2015, 3:39 pm
great one a 5er


REDNECK HOUSEBOAT - Me an' Billy-Bob are headin' over to the sink-hole. Wanna join us? We got plenty o' beer!




OLD PAINLESS - The following scene has been rated M for Manly. May cause a deepening of the vocal cords, sudden hair growth in the chest area and the ONLY time a man is permitted to cry at a movie


TAGS: predator minigun
Rating: 4.58/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - January 21, 2017, 9:24 pm
A man is free to cry at any tragic death in a war movie.


REAL MEN DON'T CRY - Until the dog dies at the end.




CROSSBREEDING - Mexican and Rednecks are doing it




COMMUNISM - It Isn't ALL Bad


TAGS: red alert 3 games communism
Rating: 2.58/5

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SS - August 30, 2009, 6:45 pm
Screw you, only 2 girls from that pic are from the Soviet faction.
jake - June 3, 2009, 5:10 pm
living in a post-Soviet country, I can tell you that yes, it IS all bad! (buy the women ARE incredibly hot...)


FREDDIE MERCURY VS DARKSEID - so...epic


TAGS: freddie mercury darkseid epic green lantern battle
Rating: 2.78/5

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Jingoro - December 20, 2009, 4:11 pm
I guess he caught Darkseid screwing around with the slurpy machine.
Shamrock - October 9, 2009, 4:06 pm
Freddie Mercury? I think not... That's the guy who works at my corner store.


YOU KNOW YOU'RE A REDNECK - When you wear a pair of underpants as a tank top


TAGS: redneck
Rating: 4.06/5

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KARI BYRON - That look. That smile. She's up to something no damn good.




REDNECK KID - YES, HIS PARENTS ARE SO PROUD!!! THEY HOPE HE WILL RUN THE FAMILY GARAGE ONE DAY!!!




SNIPERS - Some of them have way too much free time


TAGS: sniper boredom
Rating: 4.73/5

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twill1962 - September 15, 2012, 8:26 am
I just snorted soda out my nose! 5Ls!
Pj3r - November 9, 2011, 12:45 pm
yep, lolled pretty hard
kreowolf - March 23, 2011, 11:27 pm
This is very true for snipers, 5Ls
corbett06 - September 13, 2010, 5:14 pm
this is great 5Ls


3RD GRADE - The best 10 years of moms life.


TAGS: rednecks
Rating: 3.38/5

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REDNECK DAYCARE -




CUTTING EDGE TECHNOLOGY - From Alabama's own FGSU (Forrest Gump State University)- -home of the Fightin' Shrimp


TAGS: rednech technology alabama forrest gump shrimp
Rating: 3.69/5

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AudioStalker - March 26, 2010, 11:07 pm
I wonder the last 2 cars where saw in a "Nascar" event parking lot...


ARKANSAS -




REDHEADS - Reject not your redheadedness, for to do so shall lead you to utter ruin.


TAGS: lindsay lohan then and now blonde hair red hair
Rating: 4.43/5

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agdaniele - July 11, 2010, 5:24 pm
More 1L targeting, Tokin? Time to grab your ankles, punk.
TokinFire - July 11, 2010, 3:37 pm
How could you have not liked Avatar AG? It was in real 3D!
agdaniele - July 11, 2010, 11:30 am
Bombers? Who? Tokin? I know, right?
Cloudchaser - July 11, 2010, 11:25 am
Damn 1L bombers :-P I totally agreed with this because I :heart: redheads!


STAR TREK FAIL - Gang signs? Spock is in a gang?


TAGS: spock rednecks gang fail
Rating: 3.15/5

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Ryder13 - April 22, 2009, 12:26 pm
Silly bunnies this is called the Spocker. 2 fingers in the pink 2 in the stink. It is the more mature version of the shocker.
White Pride - March 9, 2009, 5:20 am
silly buckbunnies, nig's throw two fingers, wets throw 3, white's 4 (3 K's) split all yer fingers
pete - October 16, 2008, 12:41 am
Nanu Nanu


LOVE -


TAGS: red eye tear 2 meanings
Rating: 4.65/5

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motinet - November 24, 2014, 7:11 pm

(ADMIN EDIT) This comment has been DELETED in violation of site rules. Keep it civil or you will be banned. This is a warning.
oldthrashbar - April 18, 2013, 9:39 pm
I've actually read and learned from personal experience that more often than not.. its the other way around.
robbidos - December 11, 2012, 1:27 am
very well done
mariand - August 18, 2011, 3:32 pm
well done...


IF YOUR MAILBOX LOOKS LIKE THIS - You might be a redneck


TAGS: redneck foxworthy mailbox
Rating: 4.09/5

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inFAM1S - April 2, 2012, 8:00 pm
looks like they just pulled the wheels off of the trailer
Zetmonk - March 28, 2012, 10:58 am
Spy? Are you defending them?!
spypengen - March 28, 2012, 9:20 am
you could just be broke or to cheap to buy a mailbox.
carebear - March 27, 2012, 1:21 pm
(carebear BANNED)


THE ASSAULT MUG - You do not stand a chance, annihilation is assured


TAGS: assaut mug annihilation assured
Rating: 4.39/5

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tomyironmane - July 26, 2013, 2:58 pm
bah! I hate quadrails! Give it a threaded muzzle for a drink spill suppressor, lose the M1913 rails and give it a good quality knuckle-duster style handle and THEN we'll talk assault mug.


THE U.S. MARINES - Amazing what they come up with when they are bored.




EUPHEMISM -


TAGS: laziness reduce obligations
Rating: 4.52/5

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nicholsjoshua35 - September 26, 2012, 9:21 pm
That the story of my d*mn life.
gas - August 21, 2011, 7:04 pm
yes, seen that way there's nothing too easy. thx :p
gas - August 21, 2011, 6:57 pm
hehe true
mariand - August 21, 2011, 2:53 pm
LOL...you forgot motifake
spacedog - August 21, 2011, 1:40 pm
*It's*
spacedog - August 21, 2011, 1:39 pm
It difficult to say which one is the hardest some day5.


REDNECK WAKEBOARDING - What will they think of next?


TAGS: redneck wakeboarding ski water
Rating: 4.43/5

More motifakes by motinet

FilthyPhil - December 31, 2011, 3:56 pm
next is your sister topless on the wakeboard
Chompers - September 20, 2010, 2:54 pm
Happens to all of us.
Faceplant31 - September 20, 2010, 2:50 pm
Don't you love the after thoughts you get when you see your posters a second or third time?
motinet - September 20, 2010, 2:49 pm

Better subtext would have been: $40,000 boat? $600 wakeboard? Screw that, we got plywood!
Faceplant31 - September 20, 2010, 12:27 pm
Can this be an activity at moticon?


NASCAR FANS -


TAGS: racing top fuel redneck left turn cousins
Rating: 4.36/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 11, 2013, 1:27 am
I like that, Mr. McSquealy, lol.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 11, 2013, 1:26 am
Oh... My... GOD! Lol!
RONHUSTLEMAN - October 9, 2012, 9:42 pm
that.....was funny!
LogicDude - November 2, 2010, 7:46 pm
Like Mr. Happy McSquealy and the Earmuff Twins?
Airman - November 2, 2010, 6:16 pm
lol
Sean - November 2, 2010, 1:46 pm
I totally love this one. Hilarious.


REDHEADS - Not everybody wants one.


TAGS: redheads come in xlg too
Rating: 3.94/5

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spacedog - September 2, 2010, 11:41 pm
LOL! Man down! We've got a man down.
suenero - September 2, 2010, 11:37 pm
BBW cleavage. My kryptonite. Please stop me before...before...oh for the love of gawd, stop me!
5150monkeylove - September 2, 2010, 10:01 pm
per RL's poster, its not to hard to change how you feel.... w/ just a few more shots
agdaniele - September 2, 2010, 9:46 pm
Hair clip.... chambered, and ready to use! (you know what I'm sayin)


WELL... - Somebody was bored


TAGS: bushes bush goofy bored
Rating: 3.64/5

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demon001 - November 30, 2013, 2:59 pm
Are you kidding? We're all bored!! Board stiff!
Ronski - October 1, 2009, 10:33 pm
Winner!!!


REDHEADS - fire of my life!


TAGS: redhead red redheads
Rating: 3.56/5

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Me_ - December 14, 2009, 1:44 pm
Love them, but wish they were not all completely bonkers.
Derek - October 16, 2009, 12:10 am
Handy to be turned on by something so easily arranged
Fat Man Cool - May 20, 2009, 10:40 pm
Hmm, I didn't know Dave Mustaine had a daughter.
Douche Bagalow - April 2, 2009, 9:31 am
Oh, good gravy! I do loves me some redheads!


REDNECK WEDDING - YOU MAY NOW KISS YOUR SISTER


TAGS: redneck wedding sister
Rating: 3.56/5

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ICEMAN - February 16, 2012, 6:47 pm
And then there is this... #73827
krazyivanthedivine - February 15, 2012, 10:07 pm
I take offense! I don't live in the Allagash...


I SWEAR TO GOD - There was a fan up there at one point.


TAGS: redskins
Rating: 3.23/5

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BoneCD - October 24, 2009, 11:25 pm
Sorry, but it is funny. My brother in law skins fan so this gets 4 Poodles out of spite
agdaniele - October 24, 2009, 9:58 pm
Redskinfakes... 1L


hell is other people -


TAGS: do the math youre outnumbered so play along
Rating: 5/5

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Sho - January 24, 2016, 8:17 pm
5/f
JesusWept - January 24, 2016, 11:07 am
LOL very clever! 5.


REDNECK ENGINEERING - Why America will never be successfully invaded by a foreign country.


TAGS: redneck engineering pumpkin cannon
Rating: 4.31/5

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Theguyatthebar - November 16, 2011, 6:58 pm
The link was accidental!
Theguyatthebar - November 16, 2011, 6:57 pm
The year 1812 begs to differ!
timothep - November 15, 2011, 7:14 am
native americans beg to differ !


BLONDES BRUNETTES -




BACTERIA - it's the only culture some people have


TAGS: redneck
Rating: 4.15/5

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REDNECK DOWRY - Each of my Daughters Comes with a Chicken!


TAGS: redneck dowry chicken daughters farmer
Rating: 3.95/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - January 23, 2014, 1:29 pm
It's fine by me, those girls are hot and I like fried chicken.
ICEMAN - February 20, 2012, 12:42 am
Sure that's not a cock?


REDNECKS: YOU CAN ALWAYS TELL WHERE THEY LIVE. -




THIS JUST IN... - Kowabunga!


TAGS: april o neil tmnt teenage mutant ninja turtles redhead redheads
Rating: 2.63/5

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Weapon X - November 25, 2010, 2:23 pm
LOVE this one!!! But April was NEVER a redhead...except maybe for what's-her-name in the first movie...and even then, that doesn't count...


STUCK - Giving up is an option




SCARRED FOR LIFE - Oh My God! What the Hell is he doing to that poor pussy?




FIGHTING FAIR - Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.


TAGS: redneck arguing stupid
Rating: 4.03/5

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MissPriss - June 26, 2014, 11:42 pm
He tucks his t-shirt into his shorts which, if you could see his feet, he's probably wearing socks in a pair of flippies. Case closed...teehee.
MissPriss - June 26, 2014, 11:36 pm
To woo
GaryO - June 26, 2014, 11:09 pm
To wit
Face425 - June 26, 2014, 10:00 pm
Why do y'all insist on thinking that this's guy is an idiot when you have never met him, he's probly smarter than you, because rednecks can solve problems better than any if yall
Face425 - June 26, 2014, 10:00 pm
Why do y'all insist on thinking that this's guy is an idiot when you have never met him, he's probly smarter than you, because rednecks can solve problems better than any if yall
boston - July 14, 2012, 1:27 pm
I humbly ask everyone, Please do not associate all US firearms owners with this douche bag retard, Thanks.
MissPriss - June 25, 2012, 12:08 pm
Hey thanks for the comments and the 5L from Bull. Combined those things keep me plucking away around here.
Swampfox - June 24, 2012, 4:50 pm
I see that 'gay" is a dirty word.
Swampfox - June 24, 2012, 4:49 pm
Never argue with a gay, racist, southern, redneck, hippie with guns and a recycling fetish. No telling what he will do next.
Bull - June 24, 2012, 4:25 pm
Confederate flag, M-16, hippy hair, "surfer dude" hand gesture, does that say Newton on his shirt? The pic alone is an explosion of awesome, the caption brings it home. Big 5L!!


REDNECK WEDDING CAKE - The only thing missing is the Toast to the happy couple with this morning's Moonshine




CONFIDENCE - The feeling you have before you fully understand the situation.




EVERY YEAR - through no fault of their own, millions of children are born with ginger hair. But with your help, we can find a cure.


TAGS: red hair
Rating: 3.8/5

More motifakes by Kolin2002

nicholsjoshua15 - July 29, 2013, 8:35 pm
Where would we be without our hot red heads?
caveman - March 7, 2012, 8:17 pm
5L because i lol'd


PREPAREDNESS - Being ready for anything, even unicorn attacks




Quality -


TAGS: red green quote handsome handy
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by spacedog

nicholsjoshua15 - July 18, 2015, 10:10 pm
As a kid I loved The Red Green Show" it makes of for the fact that Canada gave us Justin Bieber.
Greeny - June 30, 2013, 7:49 pm
5 rolls of duct tape
lgvernon - June 30, 2013, 12:08 pm

Red Green~~Best. Show. Ever. 5LLLLLs


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