Red Demotivational Poster
MIND READER - ...how does he know, how does he KNOW?!?!?
KRYPTONITE - Redheads are mine
REDNECK MURDERS - Usually go unsolved because 1. There are no dental records 2. All the DNA matches
REDHEADS - You can sleep with a blonde, you can sleep with a brunette, but you'll never get any sleep with a redhead.
IF WORLD WAR ONE WAS A BAR FIGHT -
REDNECK MURDERS - Are hard to solve because all the DNA matches and there are no dental records .
OH HELL NO SPIDER -
YANKEES SUCK - Even Jesus Hates the Yankees Go Red Sox!!!
FIRE ALARM - When it starts popping, time to get hopping.
REDNECKS - You will spot them anywhere.
WHO WANTS TO LIVE FOREVER? -
REDNECK FIRE ALARM - Sometimes its easier to spot than others
ENERGY DRINKS -
REDBULL GIVES YOU WINGS - MD 20/20 gets you tread marks ...
THE REDSKINS - WORDS CANNOT EXPRESS THEIR SHAME
REDHEAD EXTINCTION - Redheads will become extinct in the next 100 years. Thank god I will be dead
GINGERS, TO ARMS!!! - After years of enduring abuse and slander, our time has come. The Revolution is at hand! Today: Britain, tomorrow: the world!
ALIEN VS PREDATOR - Still as terrifying as it has ever been ...
REDNECKS - You may laugh at them... But they are the best at finding simple solutions To complex problems
RED FORMANS WORDS OF WISDOM - "You don't have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you...is because you're a dumbass."
YOU HAVE ANGERED THE BADGER -
HOW MUCH WOOD -
FREDDIE MERCURY - No matter what you do your 'stache will never be as awesome as this
THE "LEARNING" CHANNEL - You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
WHEN I AM BORED - I send a text to a random number saying, " I hid the body ... Now what ? "
LIKE EVERY OTHER CAT IN THE WORLD -
WELCOME TO THE HANDYMAN'S CORNER - If it ain't broke, you're not tryin'.
DADDY - would you like some sausage?
VEGETARIANS - Every day thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. Help stop this senseless violent slaughter
UNDERAPPRECIATED - Fred Astaire is considered a legend of dance, yet Ginger Rogers did everything that he did, except backwards and in high heels.
YOU KNOW YOU'RE A REDNECK IF... - Your favorite TV show is called "Pimp my Outhouse."
THE CHEMIST FUN -
SCAREDY CAT -
100 INHABITANTS -
UNITED STATES MARINE CORPS -
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!! - Somebody had to do it.
HANDY PIERCINGS - Tired of those pesky glasses sliding down your nose? Do you get headaches from tight frames?
DEAR SANTA - I'd like a spirograph, rock-'em-sock-'em robots and . . .oh, yeah, one of these.
HIP HOP - NOW AVAILABLE IN WEST VIRGINIA
STRESS - It's hereditary, you get it from your kids !!
REDNECK SANTA - Beer and Lotto tickets for everyone
WRITER'S BLOCK -
true love -
SMART PHONE DRAWBACK - But there me be an "ap" for that.
REDNECK THANKSGIVING - Somehow I don't think this is the image that Norman Rockwell had in mind
MERMAID RANT - Ariel pisses on about color schemes.
REDNECKS - We love the Christmas season too
APATHY - I'd post more but I don't really care
REDNECK HOUSEBOAT - Me an' Billy-Bob are headin' over to the sink-hole. Wanna join us? We got plenty o' beer!
OLD PAINLESS - The following scene has been rated M for Manly. May cause a deepening of the vocal cords, sudden hair growth in the chest area and the ONLY time a man is permitted to cry at a movie
REAL MEN DON'T CRY - Until the dog dies at the end.
CROSSBREEDING - Mexican and Rednecks are doing it
COMMUNISM - It Isn't ALL Bad
FREDDIE MERCURY VS DARKSEID - so...epic
YOU KNOW YOU'RE A REDNECK - When you wear a pair of underpants as a tank top
KARI BYRON - That look. That smile. She's up to something no damn good.
REDNECK KID - YES, HIS PARENTS ARE SO PROUD!!! THEY HOPE HE WILL RUN THE FAMILY GARAGE ONE DAY!!!
SNIPERS - Some of them have way too much free time
3RD GRADE - The best 10 years of moms life.
REDNECK DAYCARE -
CUTTING EDGE TECHNOLOGY - From Alabama's own FGSU (Forrest Gump State University)- -home of the Fightin' Shrimp
REDHEADS - Reject not your redheadedness, for to do so shall lead you to utter ruin.
STAR TREK FAIL - Gang signs? Spock is in a gang?
IF YOUR MAILBOX LOOKS LIKE THIS - You might be a redneck
THE ASSAULT MUG - You do not stand a chance, annihilation is assured
THE U.S. MARINES - Amazing what they come up with when they are bored.
REDNECK WAKEBOARDING - What will they think of next?
NASCAR FANS -
REDHEADS - Not everybody wants one.
WELL... - Somebody was bored
REDHEADS - fire of my life!
REDNECK WEDDING - YOU MAY NOW KISS YOUR SISTER
I SWEAR TO GOD - There was a fan up there at one point.
hell is other people -
REDNECK ENGINEERING - Why America will never be successfully invaded by a foreign country.
BLONDES BRUNETTES -
BACTERIA - it's the only culture some people have
REDNECK DOWRY - Each of my Daughters Comes with a Chicken!
REDNECKS: YOU CAN ALWAYS TELL WHERE THEY LIVE. -
THIS JUST IN... - Kowabunga!
STUCK - Giving up is an option
SCARRED FOR LIFE - Oh My God! What the Hell is he doing to that poor pussy?
FIGHTING FAIR - Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
REDNECK WEDDING CAKE - The only thing missing is the Toast to the happy couple with this morning's Moonshine
CONFIDENCE - The feeling you have before you fully understand the situation.
EVERY YEAR - through no fault of their own, millions of children are born with ginger hair. But with your help, we can find a cure.
PREPAREDNESS - Being ready for anything, even unicorn attacks
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